She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Joan Rivers
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  1. I had a blind date with a dentist – and he told me to come back in six months.

  2. People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.

  3. I said, "Is there! " I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math – if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?

  4. Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.

  5. It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything – staying in motion because sooner or later those ripples will cause change.

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